This form is for actual server outages, which are critical “stop everything you’re doing and work on this instead” emergencies.

To make sure this form is being used correctly, before continuing, ask yourself this question…

Can anyone else who works here use what isn’t working for me?

If your answer is yes, or maybe, or possibly, or I’m not sure, or anything even remotely similar to any of these, please go back to the “Device Issues” or “General Questions” options.

If the answer is “No, I am absolutely certain that exactly zero people who work here can use what isn’t working for me.”, you’re in the right place.

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